Giiiiiiiirrrl!!!!!
A Poem For Us Girls...

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest?!?!?!?!

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!

2+y'all= Love
To all muh homies and homegirls::u know i love y'all!!!

WhEn u R sAd, I WiLl GeT u dRuNk
AnD hElP U pLoT rEvEnGe AgAiNsT tHe
SoRrY bAstEaRd WhO mAdE U sAd,
WhEn U R bLuE, I'lL TrY tO
dIslOdGe WAtEvEr Is cHoKiNg U.
wHeN u sMiLe,I'Ll nOe U FiNaLlY gOt LaId
WhEn Ur ScArED, i WiLl RaQ
u BoUt It eVeRy cHaNcE i gEt.
WhEn U R WoRrIeD, i WiLl TeLl
U hOrRiBLe StOrIeS bOuT hOw
MuCh WoReS iT CoUlD bE AnD tO qUit WhInInG.
WhEn Ur cOnFuSeD, I WiLl UsE
little WoRDs 2 ExPlAiN iT 2 uR dUmB a**.
WhEn u R sIcK,sTaY aWaY fRoM
mE uNtiL uR wElL AgAiN i dOnT wAnT WaTeVeR u hAvE.
WhEn U fAlL, i wIlL pOiNt OuT
aNd LaUgH aT uR cLuMzY a**
BUT........WHEN EVER U NEED A FRIEND IM HERE 4 U!
SiGnEd
~Jennifer~

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Splishin' and a Splashin'!!!


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Just_Breathe
Nothing was supposed to hurt like this. missing you was always one more kiss. now there's nothing that i can do. one more nail in the coffin, and it's all for you. always were and always were a simple love story. you were everything i ever hoped and dreamed. drown me in a pool of my blood. it's getting harder just to breathe. i'll suffocate you faster just so you can't see, so you can't see me sleep. it's getting harder just to say the right things. i've seen the angel's face, and i've heard her sing to me. from my reflection on this razor blade, i've heard ten thousand dying screams, and they're calling me. the day will break on this saddest day, so don't let me wake.

*J*a*D*e*D*
There's a time and place, for everything. There's a reason why, certain people meet. There's a destination, for everyone. What's the explination, when we're done? All the summer nights spent wondering; So many questions asked, but no one's answering. Would it be okay if I left today? Took my chances on what you said was wrong? I'm jaded, stupid, and wreckless. Not sorry, and I'll never regret. These years spent, so faded and wreckless. Not sorry, and I'll never regret these years. I'll never regret these years. Now here i sit, so far away. Remembering all our memories. Its times like these that I miss you most, Remembering when we were so close. I'm jaded, stupid, and wreckless. Not sorry, we'll never regret. These years spent, so faded and wreckless. Not sorry, and I'll never regret these years. We'll never forget the places we've been, you and i. Our lives are slipping away. Don't want to let time pass us by, byyyyyyy... I'm jaded, stupid, and wreckless. Not sorry, and I'll never regret. These years.... ...spent, so faded and wreckless, Not sorry, and I'll never regret... I'm jaded, stupid, and wreckless. Not sorry, and I'll never regret these years.

*I Mi$$ You*
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare The shadow in the background of the morgue The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me We'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends (I miss you I miss you) (I miss you I miss you) Where are you and I'm so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick strange darkness Comes creeping on so haunting every time And as I stared I counted Webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you and hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight Stop this pain tonight Don't waste your time on me you're already The voice inside my head (miss you miss you) Don't waste your time on me you're already The voice inside my head (miss you miss you) Don't waste your time on me you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you) Don't waste your time on me you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)

**Bored**
Yo i am bored right now and tired but o well!!! What a boring first entry aint it? lol